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| A Joke with a Twist |
A housewife was becoming increasingly bored with the lack of bedroom action with her husband. However, one night he returned from the pub, walked into the bedroom and said, "Right love, strip naked and do a handstand in front of that full length mirror and spread your legs."
Excited by the surprising turn of events she imediately did as asked. The husband then walked over and after studying the mirror in between his wife's legs for a while said, "You know, the lads were right. I would suit a beard." |
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| Where He Put His Pickle |
There once a man who worked in a pickle factory. He had this very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and finally he couldn't stand it. He decided that he had to do it.
The day he finally did it he arrived home from work at 11am. His wife was very worried and asked what happened. For the first time, he explained to her this long-time desire to put his dick in the pickle slicer.
The man's wife gasped and ran over to him, yanked his pants and briefs down, and found his member perfectly intact.
"I don't understand," she exclaimed, "what happened to the pickle slicer?"
The man replied, "I think she got fired, too."
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