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| Best Menopause Question Ever |
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE
does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One! ONLY ONE!!!!
And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be
able to find the damn light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them!! TWO DAYS LATER,
the chair they dragged to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE
HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY
TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN
GET ME STARTED
ON WHO CHANGES THE
TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
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Send this Joke to your Friends!
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| Where He Put His Pickle |
There once a man who worked in a pickle factory. He had this very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and finally he couldn't stand it. He decided that he had to do it.
The day he finally did it he arrived home from work at 11am. His wife was very worried and asked what happened. For the first time, he explained to her this long-time desire to put his dick in the pickle slicer.
The man's wife gasped and ran over to him, yanked his pants and briefs down, and found his member perfectly intact.
"I don't understand," she exclaimed, "what happened to the pickle slicer?"
The man replied, "I think she got fired, too."
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| My Point Exactly!!!
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